Cross Eyed Jokes One Liners. Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs If you cross this Ill hit you in the face rJokes. Crosseyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants.
The nuns panic and the one driving starts swerving the car to try knock him off to no avail. The Cross eyed Cow. Yo mama so cross-eyed when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.
I bumped into a cross eyed guy the other day.
Yo mama so cross-eyed everytime she cries tears fall down her back. If she looks slightly sideways shell see me in church. The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one So how do you plead Not guilty said the second defendant. The joke is just one of many funny jokes on Joke Buddha.